jeudi, septembre 14, 2006

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mardi, septembre 12, 2006

...AND CONTINUED...

Thank you, Citka, for the detailed explanation. I hope I'll manage it now... ;)



You forgot in one of the previous posts that I also met our gallant Conference Organizer, Mr Best Rocco in Brussels, who after having kept some of my stuff when I moved away from Belgium even carried it until the car!



What a gentleman...
Thanx again, Ale! :)

















And this is to make you all enjoy the beauty of the "jardin à la française" which I visited last week-end. I hope you'll like it!



Happy Birthday Zenadia Jeje :)))


feliz cumpleanos (cancion ;)

lundi, septembre 11, 2006

How to post : for Ditka, Giuseppe and Milena

1. Click the Blogger button (left corner)
2. click on the link “sign in to blogger”
3. enter your username (for example ditka), your password (for example citka) and click on “sign in”
4. now you see the dashboard, click the green "plus" icon to create a new post
5. you can also add a photo
6. click the “publish post” button
Félicitations, mes amis!

P. S. Zenadia doit poster aussi!

mercredi, septembre 06, 2006

the end of the summer

Happy birthday Soti !20th Century Consilium Fox presents:
Life after the Council
episode 3 The end of the Summer

It’s the end of the summer, my friends.
In two months, everybody met somebody...
Ricardinho met Carla in his office

Luca met Zenadia who met Ditka in Paris
Ale met Laetitia and Laetitia met Chris
Chris met a lot of girls it's his first week at the Foreign Ministry and we wish him good luck
Martin met Angelina who met me
And the question of the day is: what was I thinking about?
a) About Giuseppe (who thinks about the lips)
b) Oli, es-tu en vie?
c) Bianca, if you see Miguelito, take a picture!
d) Filipe, the guy in my office is French!

e) Bulgaria - Slovenia 3:0
e) Something else (click here to see the answer)

dimanche, septembre 03, 2006

This is my window


Answering to the question "wha-t-e are you now ("what-t-e"= mix of where and what if you pronounce it with a thick US accent) " and given that is Saturday night and I have nothing better to do than being reading the blog, I have decided to keep you all informed of my last developments.

Assuming that I can guess -with a (random) 95% accuracy- who is going to read the post and the average level of interest of the average reader I’ll give you this information:

- This country (or at least this city) is crap: nothing works, the opening time is 10 to 6, the green lights of traffic lights are not green (they are white), people don’t talk, coffee is simply shit and it smells funny.

- The university goes along with the city: my phone number was incorrect, I called the IT service and they kept on giving me the wrong one until I called someone else (with a pin number that I receive four days after my arrival because it was sent to someone else) and the number that shows up in the ID-call-thing is a completely different one. Besides, the internet connection was not working, the professor that I was meant to assist didn’t know that I was assigned to him, and almost everybody is having problems with the programme which is meant to "assist" you when selecting your courses.

- On the good side the teaching is pretty good and the amount of work is not very likely to kill me; my room views are simply spectacular (see photo) and the MoMA is the most amazing museum I’ve seen in my life and—as far as I can tell—they have the best coffee in town, for the insignificant price of a metro return ticket ($4) a reduced ticket ($15) and $4.25 for the coffee itself)

vendredi, septembre 01, 2006

samedi, août 26, 2006

MELINDA

Today the Consilium society celebrates one of the four European days (as you know those days are dedicated to the Real Legal Service): Melinda – Ditka’s birthday!


She is also President of the Strictement déconseillés’ Fan club, winner in the category Ugly picture and best Citka’s friend, Legal adviser on blog matters, Excellent omelette maker, and most importantly, member of the Légion d’honneur des vaches folles!

How many times she made us laugh to tears in the office?


Ditka has an impressive filmography :
Star from the famous Consiliwood movies : Holà (directed by Fiammetta), the Addams family (2006) directed by me, Wins the yes!(2006), Serious(2006), Eating Brownies (February), Bienvenu au Conseil (February)
Director and producer Antisocial tu perds ton sang froid (also February),
Dance star in Olivier’s interview
Leading actress, Choreography: Fernando (special guest: Miguelito)
Main character in the best-seller Conference - backstage, Strasbourg trip - l'histoire continue and many more.

As she was one of the best Council lawyers, her brilliant legal advice will remain unforgettable: If one of your friends becomes too aggressive after a friendly dinner and you want to get rid of him, but keep his friendship, you could send him a friendly sms:

Casse - toi!

Bisous

mardi, août 22, 2006

Holtermanians invasion

20th Century Consilium Fox presents:
Life after the Council
2nd episode: Holtermanians invasion


Help !
They will land on Bulgarian earth tomorrow, with the intent to enslave the Slavs and stop the enlargement of the EU!


We asked Melinda (also known as the Eastern Savior) to come and defend us against the invasion of those horrible aliens called The Holtermanians !
Anyway, don't worry, my dear trainee, Sofia could capitulate, but Plovdiv will resist!

vendredi, août 18, 2006

Titicaca dreams

20th Century Consilium Fox presents:
Life after the Council
1st episode: Titicaca dreams

Dear consilium trainee,
Close your eyes and imagine….
Imagine a wonderful trip through Peru

with Veronika (who went there with an NGO to restore the Inca Empire) and listen
'El Condor Pasa'

Ah Lima, Machu Picchu, Titicaca,
ENA!!!

dimanche, août 06, 2006

Happy Birthday Ricardo

2* ;) years ago, in a beautiful place somewhere in Portugal, a brilliant baby boy was born…

Happy birthday Ricardinho!

We wish you all the best.

jeudi, août 03, 2006

AFFAIRE PEDOVIČ c. RÉPUBLIQUE TCHÈQUE

L.S.,

For those of you who were rooting for our poor friend, mr. Pedovic, the European Court for Human Rights ruled in his case a few weeks ago. Like the brilliant jurists who were there in the audience at the time already predicted, he has won on the fair trial point, but lost on the right to family life. The ruling itself can be found on the court's website, but the operative part is short enough to quote:

PAR CES MOTIFS, LA COUR, À L’UNANIMITÉ,

1. Dit, par cinq voix contre deux, qu’il y a eu violation de l’article 6 § 1 de la Convention ;
2. Dit, à l’unanimité, qu’il n’y a pas eu violation de l’article 8 de la Convention ;
3. Dit, par cinq voix contre deux,
a) que l’Etat défendeur doit verser au requérant, dans les trois mois à compter du jour où l’arrêt sera devenu définitif conformément à l’article 44 § 2 de la Convention, les sommes suivantes, qui sont à convertir dans la monnaie nationale de l’Etat défendeur au taux applicable à la date du règlement :
i. 1 500 EUR (mille cinq cents euros) pour dommage moral ;
ii. 1 500 EUR (mille cinq cents euros) pour frais et dépens ;
iii. tout montant pouvant être dû à titre d’impôt sur lesdites sommes ;
b) qu’à compter de l’expiration dudit délai et jusqu’au versement, ces montants seront à majorer d’un intérêt simple à un taux égal à celui de la facilité de prêt marginal de la Banque centrale européenne applicable pendant cette période, augmenté de trois points de pourcentage ;
4. Rejette, à l’unanimité, la demande de satisfaction équitable pour le surplus.

Fait en français, puis communiqué par écrit le 18 juillet 2006 en application de l’article 77 §§ 2 et 3 du règlement.

Martin

mercredi, août 02, 2006

31st July in the Council



Monday, my last day in the Council. After having packed all my stuff, I decided to have a look once again to the "misterious" rooms of the Council (that's how the Commission stagiaires call them, they told me monday night at my last party with them).

When I was stealing some water and some presidency's stuff, I met Laetitia that was wandering around the Council too.
So we discovered how empty is the Council on 31st of July.


mardi, août 01, 2006

vendredi, juillet 28, 2006

jeudi, juillet 27, 2006

Europe and Italy

Bruno Bozzetto (March 3, 1938, Milano, Italy) is an Italian cartoon animator, creator of many short pieces, mainly of a political or satirical nature. In recent years Bozzetto has turned his hand to flash cartoons, most notably with the award-winning "Europe and Italy", a witty and graphically elegant commentary on European vs. Italian sociocultural attributes. Wikipedia

to see the cartoon, please click here:

http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/italy.html

suggested by Martin yesterday and by Francesca last year!

vendredi, juillet 21, 2006

Fête Nationale

L.S.,

Things that, thanks to my morning paper, I now know about the Belgian national holiday, and would like to share:

- Today is the 175th anniversary of the swearing in of the Belgian import-king Leopold de Saxe Coburg Gotha. Why they preferred him over the perfectly good king they had before will continue to be a mystery to all of mankind.
- On the national holiday, most people, including the stagiaires, have the day off.

- On the national holiday, parking is free. Please ignore Beglian parking meters to your heart's content today! That is one thing that is really ok about this holiday. I think I'm going to have to import this rule into my country...
- Apart from the two previous points, no one in Belgium cares about the national holiday, except slightly grey haired francophones in Brussels. (And yes, that includes the King. He gave a speach on TV yesterday, like every year. And, like every year, it was really boring.)
- The Flemish and the Walloons each have their own national holidays. The Flemish had theirs last week, on the 11th. Theirs celebrates the serious ass kicking they handed to the French in the Guldensporenslag in 1302. According to wikipedia, in English it is called the Battle of the Golden Spurs, and in French simply the Battaille de Courtrai. Anyway, it's called that because of all the gold spurs from the French knights that were spread all over the ground when they were finished dying. Now that is a reason to celebrate! (Just kidding, of course. I do not condone the use of violence, not even when a French royal army is trying to invade and conquer your country. Obviously, such an event would be a joyous occasion, making an end to barbary and creating a fresh start with a glourious injection of civilization. That is why the Dutch did absolutely nothing when the French, albeit not royal, came walking in in 1795.)
- The Walloons are clearly just being annoying for the hell of it. Instead of celebrating the swearing in of the first King, they celebrate the establishment of the provisionary government on the 27th of September, 1830. I think, if you're going to have a national holiday celebrating the independence, why not stick with the national one?
- The German speaking community have their day on the 15th of November, but no one really cares why.

In any event, today is the big one! There will be a "massive" fire works in the park. My Dutch newspaper of course did not say which park, but I assume it is the park that they named the metro station after.
More importantly, there will be a big music festival ("volksbal") in de Marollen. (Oh, sorry, for the francophones, in Les Marolles.)

Apart from that, I wish those stagiaires who are still in BXL a happy holiday. Take advantage of the chance to sleep in and forget about the heat for a while. After today, there are two days weekend, so you can get as drunk as you like.

Чао,

Martin

mercredi, juillet 19, 2006

36º in Brussels

Do you remember this little sun that was posted on the blog on February…Ohhh it was so nice to see it for a couple of minutes during winter…. Now…ufff…he decided to come…and stay… and Brussels is warmer than ever, according to our correspondent in Sevilla (Ms. De La Plaza Canete), is even warmer than the south of Spain! It just impossible to walk on the street, to stay in the park, to stay at home…or to sleep…fortunately…someone invented the fridge!
36 degrees in Brussels…and no holidays in the horizon!!
Well, wish you all good holidays, enjoy and hope to see you sun…ups soon (effects of the heat)…

lundi, juillet 17, 2006

Time for the stupid post of the day: Life after the Council

Dear Consilium trainee,
Where are you, what are you doing???




© Ricky23
To see the picture (original size), click here!


We wanted to end this blog, when someone said (I’m using his favourite technique: copy/paste).

L.S.,

Do you want to keep using the blog, or do you want to leave it like it is? (...) We could try to turn it into a place where people leave messages as to what they're up to, but I'm not sure if we could manage that. But we could try.

M****


Yes we could, and we will ! But not regularly, of course! You can imagine that the reason to do it is not Mr copy/paste. We were motivated by some of your pictures and e-mails.

That’s why, you should send us more photos and information or post it by yourself!

Let us read you your rights first.
1.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say (or send) can and will be (misquoted and) used against you in the blog. You have the right to be speak to a porte-parole or a lawyer (or both), but it won’t help you. If you cannot afford a lawyer, and you still want to sue us, one will be provided for you at your expense.
2. You have the right to remain silent, but if you exercise this right, we will use your silence against you, cut your head and paste it to something strange!

samedi, juillet 15, 2006

Houston, we have a problem...

Ministers agree on radical cuts to EU bureaucracy

14.07.2006 - 18:11 CET | By Lucia Kubosova

EUOBSERVER / BRUSSELS - EU finance ministers on Friday (14 July) approved radical cuts in the European Commission staff budget, following proposals by the Finnish EU presidency.

The presidency argued on Friday that Brussels cannot escape a similar process as is currently under way in many national capitals, which are trying to boost efficiency and reduce bureaucracy.

Helsinki wants to see a cut of 1700 eurocrat jobs over the next seven years which amounts to 8.5 percent of the commission staff - the equivalent of three departments (DGs).

"It can't be that we just have the EU institutions live their own life," commented Ulla-Maj Wideros, the Finnish coordinate minister of finance.

She maintained that despite the cuts, the necessary administrative adjustments linked to EU enlargement would still be secured, with the commission's staff budget rising by 3.4 percent as compared to the 2006 EU budget.

But the EU executive had favoured a budget rise by over 5 percent as the EU is most likely to take in Bulgaria and Romania next year, while there are still obligations to create new posts filled up by newcomers of the bloc's 2004 enlargement.

EU budget commissioner Dalia Grybauskaite said "We can't compare the national administrations with the European institutions as we have some specific rules here such as creating a geographical balance."

Under the plan approved by the ministers, the commission argues it could not recruit anyone in 2007 for 801 posts originally projected for new member state officials - as the package provides €56 million less on salaries than Brussels' draft proposal.

Also, the EU regulator would only be able to replace 41 of the 460 officials from the old member states that will retire next year - a move that particularly angered Spain who voted against the Finnish presidency draft on the 2007 budget.

The budget commissioner added that national bureaucracies tend to eat up around 23 percent, in some states even 28 percent of a countries' budgets - which does not compare to the 5.5 percent taken up by all EU institutions, or 3.4 percent by the commission alone, within the EU budget.

We want more than secretaries
But the new member states point out Brussels uses the enlargement argument to get more cash, while at the same time taking far too much time to fill up the posts allocated for newcomers.

"We have so far supported the commission but now we have a new strategy - to push it a bit as the nationals from the new countries have still not been chosen to take up the middle and higher management positions," one diplomat told the EUobserver.

"There are a number of secretaries or other administrative staff doing photocopying and similar jobs from our countries, but the new member states are more interested to get their people in positions where they can actually influence policies," he added.

Poland - as the biggest country with relatively the highest number of jobs to be offered has actually performed as one of the worst to get its nationals in the commission, with Warsaw expressing its dismay.

Ms Grybauskaite, herself from Lithuania, admitted that the recruitment process for higher posts has been somewhat slower in the past few months, but said the commission is still keen to fulfil its annual target.

But she added it is also the member states' problem - as they are not providing enough well-prepared experts to get the top eurocrat jobs.

Next year's EU budget including the staff issue will be subject to further discussions between the Finnish presidency, the commission and the European Parliament in the autumn, with the parliament also disliking member states' proposed cuts.

© 2006 EUobserver, All rights reserved

vendredi, juillet 14, 2006

14 juillet

FETE NATIONALE DE LA FRANCE
... et de Violaine, Laetitia, Caroline et Julian

mardi, juillet 11, 2006

The end of the EU

L.S.,

This is it, we're all going to hell. The people will revolt, and burn all the eurocrats at the stakes on Grand Place.

"Why now?", you may ask. Well, the European Court of Justice, in full court setting, decided that, yes, mrs. Edith Cresson was guilty of nepotism, but no, it was not necessary to actually punish her, for example by taking away half her pension as proposed by the Commission and the Advocate-General.

This makes sense to no one. Least of all to anyone actually reading the ruling (case: C-432/04), because the Court discusses the penalty in three one-sentence paragraphs, that don't actually explain why this verdict is punishment enough.

It will be 1789 all over again... Flee Brussels while you still can! Now, for once, I'm happy to be in safe, boring, Enschede!

Martin

mercredi, juillet 05, 2006

Olivier's Post from last Thursday

Presentation of the Finnish Presidency:

Servus Österreich, tervetuloa Suomi!
On saturday, one Presidency will go away, another will arrive. Exactly as 9/10 of the stagiaires of the Council, snifff!
Before you skip this subject (because all what follows is anything else than political blah-blah), and just to make you jealous (we were only four stagiaire there, allthough I sent you all a nice e-mail!), the Finnish Presidency is really generous. They gave us pencils, post-it, paper blocs, and a nice book of 170 pages, all in images, about Finland. After the short presentation and Q&A, the gave us a reception in the press bar with wine, orange juice, and salmon, cheese, shrimps, and so on, and so on. I hope you're thinking now "oh no! Why didn't I listen to Olivier's proposal! Why!!!"
OK, I stop being vindictive now.
Here's what the presentation was about: priorities of the Finnish Presidency.
The Finnish representatives look really competents. One of them even speaks French, which is a proof of great refinement (small attack in direction of Martin, héhé, het is alleen een grapje). They are really funny as well.

Back to Work

AFTER THE END, BACK TO BORING WORK...