vendredi, mars 10, 2006

DISINFORMATION NOTE FOR THE VISIT TO STRASBOURG

1.The visits are intended to give trainees a lot of fun and an insight of Strasbourg nightlife. Discussions are supposed to be held with locals (or not) somewhere in a Pub, Disco, in the Hotel corridors or (depending on the mood) in the rooms.

2.Please DO NOT BE ON TIME, the MEP don't have nothing to do, so let them wait. If you fell bored during the meeting please go to the cafeteria.

3.There is a question-and-answer session after every presentation, girls, please try not to ask the MEP for his phone number.

4.Please avoid long phone calls during the meetings, the electromagnetic waves from the phones are bad for the health.

5.The bus will leave promptly at all times indicated on the programme, so pay the driver a beer ant tell him to wait. The taxi is expensive, and you will have to pay meals and other drinks (wine, you know, is up to the T. office)

6.We remind you that, once registered for the visit, trainees MUST take part and are, of course, expected to participate in all the activities, mainly in those described in the point 7.

7.Please bring as much alcohol you can to the hotel rooms and definitely have some fun and organise parties in the rooms. Invite other customers in the hotel and show them how the Council people party.

8.Do pay attention with regard to the prices of alcohol, especially in discotheques - and, girls, don't accept invitations from boys you don't know, those from the Council are good enough.

9.Check regularly the hotel reception for messages, we never know if someone in our corridor wants to meet with us.

10.Should you have some other interesting thing to do in Strasbourg, go on, you don’t need to inform your guides.

11.If you have some points to add, fell free to leave your comment, it will be seriously considerate.


1 commentaire:

Atanaska a dit…

d'accord, on suivra tes instructions à la lettre! :P