After the Council

Dear consilium trainee,
I know how you feel. You are asking yourself, “is there a life after the Council?”
The answer is “YES”, my dear trainee, there is one!

After several years of practice in the US, JM was elected Best World Lawyer of the Century. Melinda got married in Paris and created the famous law firm “Intellectual property, Fernandito & so on”… Zenaida changed her name to Zenadia and created the star academy “how to become popular”. Ricardo became the eighth Secretary-General of the UN, Alessandro replaced Pascal Lamy at WTO, while Milena became the new SG/HR.

Olivier is a member of the Commission, responsible for Information Society and Media, Filipe was elected president in Portugal, but few days after the election he escaped in the UK. Bianca became a singer and forced everybody in Woluwe Heights to buy her CD (she was a Director there, so the poor EU administrators did not really have a choice…) . Giuseppe is consultant in “European party games, new concepts and lips!” Le petit Benoît joined the members of the famous band Photoshop boys, while Soti started another traineeship at the Commission, where he was elected Mr Commission!

Simone and Luca joined AC Milan, after the arrival of the new president Janina!
Angelina is the new Bulgarian Foreign Minister. After few years of being Casanova in his farm, Chris got married, he has 8 children and is very happy to be Head of the Austrian PR to what remains of the EU. Martin became a professor and died from a heart attack at 101 years in the University, trying to explain to the students why the enlargement caused the collapse of the EU!
And Atanaska? Well, despite her traumatic brain injury, Atanaska took the right decision and joined her pigmy friends in Africa…

She never came back!