dimanche, décembre 24, 2006

From: Wisher – José-Miguel BV

To: Wishees

GREETINGS OF THE SEASON

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/seculartraditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious/secular traditions at all.

As well, please enjoy a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onsetof the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respectfor the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

DISCLAIMER [As a good lawyer I couldn't forget this]

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and it is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

3 commentaires:

Atanaska a dit…

I accept the terms!
...I'll transfer it tonight ;)

Jose-Miguel a dit…

Je suis ravi... and stuck in Madrid Airport with fever. I should be home in a few hours and start enjoying Christmas properly.

martinned a dit…

L.S.,

Merry Christmas, my friend, although I'm afraid this is exactly the kind of humour that gives us jurists a bad reputation...

martin